Forty-eight dollars. How do I change the font? Or the colors? Does forty-eight dollars not justify my ability to change the colors? How do I add the “Bitcoin mining” function? Does WordPress recognize Minecraft server commands?

I put off making this because I couldn’t justify the cost in my head. But I regularly spend more money buying slop and grog to stuff in my face. As well as grog and slop to stuff the face of women I’m not attracted to. Guess I’m a generous soul.

Here it is then: mine website. Read around. Eat of it. I’ll have some images and colorful GIFSs real soon. Maybe even embedded TikToks of people jangling their car keys and cutting up bars of soap. Check back!